Last time I play the hero.

So a friend and me were in a bar having a drink. There was a young (possibly underage) kid in there as well. This kid was being harrassed by some other people in the bar, they were chucking stuff at him and taunting him and generally being wise-ass morons.

Anyhow, this kid went to the toilet, and a bit later I went as well. One of the morons that had been harrasing him had him on the stairs and was refusing to let the kid past until he did something really nasty and unpleasant for the moron which I definately can't explain here.

I can't stand bullies. I really really can't. So I launched myself down the stairs and knocked the arsehole flying.

I was the one that got arrested.

I got off with a caution and I'm now banned from that bar (oh big deal) but at least the kid got away without having to do the nasty stuff.